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Download App mpya Ya vichekesho iliyoboreshwa

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Download App mpya Ya vichekesho iliyoboreshwa zaidi Ili kuendelea kuangalia vichekesho pakua App mpya yenye vichekesho vingi na yenye mvuto zaidi Tumeongeza Churchill Show - Kutoka kenya Mark Angel (Emmanuella) - Kutoka Nigeria  Na vitu vingi sana Bonyeza hapa chini kupakua App mpya    

What do you call it when two potatoes hook up?

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  What do you call it when two potatoes hook up? Mashing.  

What branch of the military was Doboy in?

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  What branch of the military was Doboy in? The gravy.  

Did you hear about the catholic woman who was late to her thanksgiving dinner?

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  Did you hear about the catholic woman who was late to her thanksgiving dinner? She didn’t get Nun.  

What is Turkey’s favorite song?

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  What is Turkey’s favorite song? Let me see you Gobble Gobble.  

What’s the most comforting RAP group ever?

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  What’s the most comforting RAP group ever? Bonehugs-n-harmony.  

What did Nicki Minaj bring to thanksgiving dinner?

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What did Nicki Minaj bring to thanksgiving dinner? Dem Yams.    

How do Alcoholics get in their house?

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How do Alcoholics get in their house? Wis-Key.    

Did you hear about the social media site for thanksgiving?

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  Did you hear about the social media site for thanksgiving? It’s called Insta-cranberry.  

Where do you go black Friday shopping?

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Where do you go black Friday shopping? Old gravy.    

Why did the stuffing ask for his privacy?

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 Why did the stuffing ask for his privacy? Because he was dressing.  

Funny Tourist

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A tourist asked a boat guy, Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO.... The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy! After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist: Do u ... know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy? The tourist said NO, The boat guy replied: Well u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because of your Badmouthology