Funny Tourist

A tourist asked a boat guy, Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....

The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy!

After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist:

Do u ... know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy?

The tourist said NO,

The boat guy replied: Well u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because of your Badmouthology